[Done on the right days, but saved to be post together on account of extreme laziness.]
( Dodge Boys )
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( Jammy Dodges )
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( Family Pride )
Words: 167
( . . . )
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( Regarding the Dodges' Glorified Errand Boy )
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( Regarding the Dodges' Place Settings )
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~pokes comm~ Ha, the last time I posted here it was 2004! I'm probably mad to try this again.
Regarding the Dodges' Eighth Child
Old folk tales aside, a baby's not something they ever would've expected to find beneath a gooseberry bush, but whilst the Dodges suppose they'd be forgiven if they choose not to call finders keepers (especially since they've already acquired seven children though more usual baser means, simply by following their natural instincts), they've never been the kind of folk to delegate responsibility. And there's no denying it's their gooseberry under which they've just found the unexpected. Besides, this baby's a girl and isn't that what they'd been hoping for at each of the last six births? So, with much affection, and no little amount of astonished amusement, they're going to name her Prickle (Octavia for form's sake), then take her home for keeps.
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You Make My Body Sing. Or Sex A Love Story.
This is a Memory of one man and his journey toward a more adult relationship with his wife. This is a story of growth in a marriage told through the medium of sex. Many different experiences could be chosen to tell the growth of a relationship in marriage such as money, work, friends, and the interplay of differences of opinions regarding all aspects of the marriage relationship. So why have I chosen sex?
When I was younger I often heard a very vulgar comment about how a woman looks and her importance to a relationship. I tell it now not because of the titillations I might get from such a comment, but because of its truth. “Turn a woman upside down and they all look alike”. As awful as this sounds I find a great deal of truth here. Sex is the great equalizer. It matters not what your intellect or station in life is, it matters not how much money you have, and it matters not how fat or skinny you are every one wants it.
How two people treat each other about and in a sexual relationship is a good barometer of their overall relationship.
Yes there are good parts here. You may consider this a sex manual of sorts as we grow though a life long relationship.
Just in case you are wondering the first time I mentioned writing this book my wife’s first response was, “Oh no your not”. My next comment was what if I get a $35000 advance? Her response to this was; “show me the check”
Some people may wonder how I could write such a book. When my mother- in-law would be out with my wife in public and she has to use the facilities she would say, “I have to go to the bath room in public because everyone knows what you are doing”.
Well, I think I need say no more on that subject except I am very proud of that my wife have accomplished and I believe that we have a lot to share with you.
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Note: This was written for the LiveJournal community, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92.2) 600seconds. Challenge – ‘Sitting on the Fence’
Day: 01
Word Count: 278
( Read more... )
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Note: This was written for the LiveJournal community, 600seconds. Challenge – ‘Take a Good Look in the Mirror’
Day 02
Word Count: 271
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Note: This was written for the LiveJournal communtiy, 600seconds. Challenge - 'A Change of Heart'
Word Count: 282
Day: 01
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: None
Title: Watching the Clock
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, 600seconds. Challenge – ‘First day of school’
Day: 3
Word Count: 100
( WATCHING THE CLOCK )
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Title: Simple Tastes
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #74 – ‘Out of place’
( SIMPLE TASTES )
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Yes, I have to start all over again because I missed another day. When will I give up this tom foolery, you may ask?
Not until I actually finish all 100 days of the challenge. (It may take quite a while at the rate I'm going...^^')
Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: Leon + D
Category: General
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Shonen Ai
Title: Mind Reader
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, 600seconds. Challenge - 'Close your eyes'
Day: 1
Word Count: 100
MIND READER
"Close your eyes," D whispered softly.
After a moment's hesitation, Leon complied. He heard the swish of silk then caught the scent incense mingled with cool, fresh water. Without opening his eyes he knew D stood before him. He could feel his eyes on him like weights.
"What is your deepest desire, Detective?"
Leon's mouth opened, then shut it. 'I can't say it aloud,' he thought desperately.
D's warm breath puffed against his skin. "You don't have to," Then D was kissing him, slowly and gently.
When they finally parted Leon grinned breathlessly. "I always knew you could read minds."
THE END
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Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Title: Wishful Thinking
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 5
Word Count: 100
( WISHFUL THINKING )
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from
this or any other fanfic I write
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Title: Breathe
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 4
Word Count: 100
( BREATHE )
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing/characters: Leon Orcot
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: Mild spoilers for Volume 10
Title: Decisions
Author: yellowhorde
Note: This was written for the LiveJournal community, 600seconds. Challenge – ‘Now what are you going to do?’
Day: 3
Word Count: 100
( DECISIONS )
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing/Characters: Count D
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: Mild Spoilers for Volume 10
Title: Lost Mementos
Author: yellowhorde
Note: This was written for the LiveJournal community, 600seconds. Challenge – ‘I know it’s here somewhere’
Day: 2
Word Count: 100
( LOST MEMENTOS )
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Damn it, I forgot to post to this community yesterday, which means I have to start all over again. That's what I get for not paying attention. I posted in my LJ but forgot to do it here. :heavy sigh:
Disclaimer: I don’t own Pet Shop of Horrors and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: None
Title: Midnight Snack
Author: yellowhorde
Notes: This was written for the LiveJournal community, psohdrabble. Challenge #73 –‘Beneath’
Day: 1
Word Count: 100
( MIDNIGHT SNACK )
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Title: Dashed Hopes
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 12
Word Count: 100
( DASHED HOPES )
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: Cedric Diggory + Cho Chang
Category: General
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Title: Summer Tears
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 11
Word Count: 100
( SUMMER TEARS )
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: None
Title: Unwanted Surprise
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 10
Word Count: 100
( UNWANTED SURPISE )
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter and I make no money from this or any other fanfic I write.
Pairing: None, though some may see tiny hints at Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Category: General
Rating: G
Warning: None
Title: Growth Spurts
Author: yellowhorde
Day: 9
Word Count: 100
( AFTER THE MOONLIGHT )
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